|Pure Pwnage - Christmas Time in Dun Morogh - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
A short machinima music video released in December 2007. It features a character reflecting on his early-level days in the World of Warcraft land of Dun Morogh, and his longing for home during Christmastime. See the segments for the lyrics. Included is the MP3 file and the music video itself.
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; World of Warcraft; Machinima; Music Video; Christmastime
|Pure Pwnage E3 2006 - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy and Kyle visit the 2006 Electronic Entertainment Expo. Jeremy plays a lot of games, meets with prominent game designers, sees fans, and shows proficiency with his first use of the Wii Remote. This is the last "big" E3 before the show was tuned down, and shows off a lot of games from the big console releases that year, including the floor shows, games on display and various displays. You can visit the original page at PurePwnage.com...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; E3; E3 2006; Wii; C&C3; Jim Vessella; Giacomo Talamini; Marcello Cangialosi
|Pure Pwnage - Dave Delivers - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Dave goes to an apartment and delivers a shirt to a local fangirl.
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Dave; Delivery; Fangirl
|Pure Pwnage Series Preview - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
This movie appeared prior to the release of the first episode. It features Jeremy standing alone in an open courtyard (presumably at a university campus), talking in detail about how he pwns at Zero Hour. This also gives an early look at his pelvic thrusting antics. In this movie, Jeremy seems to have less of an accent, which could indicate that he changes the tone of his voice during filming and public interviews...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Preview; Zero Hour
|Pure Pwnage Episode 18 – "Just the Guys - Part 2" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
On Wednesday continuing from Part 1, Jeremy is in bed looking depressed. He doesn't get up and tells Kyle to fuck off. The next day Jeremy is now under the bed covers and Kyle is trying to force Jeremy awake to make the show. Jeremy refuses at first but he says that he will only do the show under the bed covers. Kyle goes under the bed covers to film Jeremy and Jeremy farts, making Kyle disgusted. After the opening theme, he finally gets up and checks his messages...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Zero Hour; Wii Tennis; Super Smash Bros. Brawl; Mario Kart Wii
|Pure Pwnage Episode 17 – "Just the Guys - Part 1" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
The episode opens with a short parody of Zero Punctuation called "Zero Coordination - on the n00b effect." The real episode begins with Doug and Dave mysteriously negotiating. Shifting one week back to Sunday where Jeremy and Dave are playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Dave's student sits and watches. Jeremy mentions that Teh_Masterer has created an 'Exchange Program' where pros come over and are assigned to uber-pros, with the purpose of becoming a better gamer, or "more pro," in Jeremy's own wor...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Call of Duty 4; Zero Punctuation
|Pure Pwnage Episode 16 – "Duty Calls" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
As a prologue, the episode begins with a homage to Back to the Future and Jeremy playing Rock Band. In order to make some money, Jeremy goes to a local computer shop and sells the parts that he has earned in tournaments—a practice that The_Masterer frowns upon. After selling the prizes, the pair go out for breakfast, where Kyle tries to lecture Jeremy on the value of money. On the way to T-Bag's house, Jeremy encounters a man and in a dream sequence, and they battle with Guitar Hero and Rock B...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Guitar Hero; Rock Band; Call of Duty 4
|Pure Pwnage Episode 15 – "T-Bag"|
The episode opens with a machinima of Team Fortress 2 (TF2). After this, Jeremy, Kyle and Dave attend a Gamer Army lecture by Teh_Masterer, which Jeremy finds boring. Jeremy and Kyle then visit Anastasia. Though Jeremy deleted her character, Anastasia has assumed her account was hacked, and thus is not mad - on the contrary, the time away from WoW has changed her attitude completely. Later, Jeremy excitedly prepares for the release of Halo 3 in his apartment, and then goes to the mall to purchas...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Team Fortress 2; Gamer Army; World of Warcraft; Halo 3; Machinima
|Pure Pwnage Episode 14 – "Lifestyles" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Episode 14 features mainly Jeremy, Dave (Dawei), Anastasia, and Kyle. It begins with Jeremy getting up early to eat the breakfast that Dave has made. Shortly after, Jeremy initiates Dave's "training" by playing Dead or Alive 4 (DOA4). Kyle argues that they are not doing anything meaningful for the show, so they reluctantly go outside to play Frisbee. Later on, as Jeremy and Kyle walk in the streets, they find themselves in a Gay Pride parade during Pride Week...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; C&C3; DOA4; The Burning Crusade; Cooking
|Pure Pwnage Episode 13 - "Old Habits" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
This episode is shot in reverse order. It begins with Jeremy's younger self playing with a NES Controller and meeting Doug (who is playing with a NES Zapper). The scene is set previous to the pilot episode with Jeremy wearing his old ubergamer shirt. Kyle needs some footage for his University course and makes a deal with Jeremy to be filmed for one day, saying at the end "Nothing bad will come of it"...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Micro; C&C3; Command and Conquer; Xbox 360; Wii; EA; Headshot
|Pure Pwnage Episode 12 - "Game Over" - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Things are going well in the lives of Jeremy and Kyle. The two are even invited by local TV station executives to discuss the possibility of bringing the Pure Pwnage show to television. Jeremy, much to Kyle’s dismay, quickly ruins the proposition by taunting the TV executives and getting dismissed. The two then go to visit Anastasia. Along the way, a little dog begins to follow them. Anastasia greets the two at her door, and, seeing Jeremy in his suit from his earlier meeting with the TV execu...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; TV executives; Big Bad; Power Glove
|Pure Pwnage Episode 11 – "i - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
After reconciling, Jeremy and Anastasia spend most of their time together playing separate games in Jeremy's apartment. Later, en route to meeting Doug, Jeremy must flee from a group of enthusiastic Pure Pwnage fans. Doug reveals that he is carrying his Sega Master Light Phaser, and displays that it is functional in RL. Suddenly, teh_masterer calls Jeremy from a nearby pay phone, telling him to go to the Netherlands...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Micro; Sega Master Light Phaser; Netherlands; Hair
|Pure Pwnage Episode 10 - The Story of Dave - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy begins the show with a homage to Strong Bad E-Mails from the Homestar Runner Internet series. Jeremy and Kyle have moved out of their mother's house, and are living in their own Spartan apartment. Jeremy has been unable to play video games, due to the lack of a powerful PC or a television for console gaming. Instead, Jeremy focuses on improving his RL skills, such as cooking and holding a job, though he fails at each endeavour...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Strong Bad; Homestar Runner; MySpace
|Pure Pwnage Episode 9 - The Story of Dave - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
The beginning of the episode is a Call of Duty 2 skit, featuring FPS Doug and Jeremy playing as soldiers. They make a reference to Pulp Fiction; Doug says "[m]an, I hope you don't have a watch in your ass". Also, the skit bears a resemblance to the ending of Red vs Blue Episode 8. After the skit, Kyle decides to do an episode solely centering around Dave, because of his online popularity. The next scene involves FPS Doug receiving a new weapon from a friend of Teh_Masterer, and it parodies sever...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Call of Duty 2; Parody; Taxi Driver; Pulp Fiction
|Pure Pwnage Episode 8 - Lanageddon - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy and Doug have started to play video games together again, just like they did before their feud. Jeremy receives an ominous phone call, foreshadowing events to come. Faced with the approach of LANageddon, Jeremy and Doug teach each other about their respective mastered game genres: Jeremy instructs Doug about RTS games while Doug returns the favour by informing Jeremy about FPS games. Eventually, they arrive at LANageddon where they sign up for the CS:S tournament...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; World of Warcraft; Lanageddon
|Pure Pwnage Episode 7 - MMO Grrl - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy has been admitted to the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health in a comatose state, believing himself to still be in the game (WoW). He has flashbacks of his experience playing WoW with Anastasia. Jeremy has a gaming-related epiphany and awakes from the coma. At the end, the Pure Pwnage friends innocently hold a barbecue, and all seems well. However, a mysterious man, who has been secretly following Jeremy throughout the series, sends a troubling e-mail, ordering an unnamed receiver to s...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; World of Warcraft
|Pure Pwnage Episode 6 - Imapwnu of Azeroth - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy's computer has been confiscated by his mother, so he has intentions to spend the night playing CS:S at Dave's place. However, Kyle wants him to meet up with a girl named Anastasia before going to Dave's. Once he meets her, he realizes that she is the girl who kissed him in Episode 2, only nobody believed him at the time. After their second encounter, Jeremy has a strong desire to see Anastasia again...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; World of Warcraft; CS:S
|Pure Pwnage Episode 5 - M8s - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy "graciously" lets Kyle show a short film he made in film school, titled "Strong Man, Angry Man". After viewing the short film, Jeremy laughs and sarcastically mentions to Kyle that the film was "pretty good". Next, Jeremy insults Kyle’s camera skills, and claims that Kyle’s films will never pwn. They end up having an argument, causing Kyle to depart with his camera. He decides to start filming Doug instead, but Doug loses to a noob, due to lag, and develops a tantrum...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; friends; mates; lag
|Pure Pwnage Episode 4 - Pwn or Be Pwned - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
The episode starts off with a spoof of the machinima Red vs. Blue using Command & Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour. After this, Jeremy loses to a noob in Zero Hour and must then visit the mysterious master gamer known as Teh_Masterer. Teh_Masterer provides Jeremy the next level training, in which the student learns a valuable lesson: "If one wants to truly pwn, one must pwn in all games". A parody of Kill Bill ensues and the episode reaches its climax with an epic micro battle...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Teh_Masterer; Half-Life 2; Kill Bill; Parody
|Pure Pwnage Episode 3 - FPS Doug - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy begins by visiting two friends that are from "Europia or whatever" who translate messages for all the "Germanic" and "Hollandaise" fans of the show. Jeremy complains about EA, the company that develops and produces his favorite game, Command & Conquer: Generals - Zero Hour. Jeremy expresses his disappointment that EA discontinued support for Zero Hour. Afterwards, Jeremy comes across his old friend Doug (a.k.a...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; FPS Doug; Command & Conquer; Command & Conquer: Generals
|Pure Pwnage Episode 2 - Girls - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
This episode is interspersed with interviews of females displaying their knowledge and opinions of games and gaming terminology. After learning that Kyle had a girlfriend, Jeremy is challenged to prove that he can also attract women. He attempts to attract them with various techniques, which usually have something to do with gaming skills and strategies. After a misunderstanding with a homosexual guy, he makes one last try and leaves...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Girls
|Pure Pwnage Episode 1 - The Life of a Pro Gamer - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
The first episode of Pure Pwnage, introducing Jeremy and Kyle. Jeremy explains why he is making this show, and how he lives. By making this show, he believes that he can help any given person be more like him, and less of a "noob". After this introduction, Jeremy visits an Internet forum and replies to posts he sees as unreasonable, or foolish. After going out for a meal, he comments on a "Free Tibet" protest, using RTS terminology...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Video Games; Skills; Ownage; noob
|Happy Birthday Jakob - Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale|
Jeremy is surly when asked to say Happy Birthday to Jakob, a friend from Sweden. It is not until Kyle suggests that Jakob has cancer that Jeremy finally cooperates. Easter egg: Jeremy addresses Kyle as "Adam" occasionally during the featurette. This happens at 1:16, 1:55, and 3:22. In the last occasion, Kyle can be heard whispering "Kyle," as to correct Jeremy. Also, it appears as if Kyle refers to Jeremy as "Matt", but he immediately changes his sentence...
Keywords: Pure Pwnage; Happy Birthday; Games; Skills; Cancer